HOLLYWOOD, CA – Researchers from UC Berkeley have released a statement confirming that Paul Denino, better known by his online persona, Ice Poseidon, is “quite possibly” the smartest man in the world.
“Based on initial tests and analysis of his streams, this may be the most intelligent person that has existed in centuries,” said UC Berkeley researcher James McKlore, a top scholar in human intelligence. James later added that they began their research after being referred to his livestream by a student. They initially thought it was a joke, but it quickly became apparent that there was much more to Ice Poseidon than meets the eye.
“It may seem like Ice Poseidon has absolutely no idea what he’s doing or how to even perform daily tasks, but once you look deeper into the situation, he’s actually brilliant, he seems to have ascended past normal existence” added Daya Callen, the other researcher who is working on the study.
No one is quite sure what this means for humanity, but one thing is certain: we should all now be watching Ice Poseidon’s streams to decipher the deeper meaning.
(Ice Poseidon can be located on twitch.tv/ice_poseidon, don’t ask for a schedule, because there isn’t one)