Super Smash Bros. Melee Tournament Actually Finishes On Time

INDIANAPOLIS, IN- Finishing on time was never something that any of the competitors at the weekly Super Smash Bros. Melee tournament had planned for, but that’s exactly what happened this past Saturday.

“I expected to be here past midnight,” said xXKirbyrocksXx, a Kirby main from Fishers, Indiana, who later added that since the event ended early he had no plans for the rest of the night.

“I honestly can’t believe it” said an unnamed Samus main, “everyone showed up for their matches exactly on time, listened to the admins’ every word, and didn’t play friendlies on tournament setups once.”

From speaking to other competitors at the event, it’s likely that this was a once in a lifetime occurrence.

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