ESL to Allow Convicted Murderers to Compete, But Only If They Haven’t Killed In The Past Two Years

COLOGNE, GERMANY – Continuing on the unusual path of unbans, ESL has just announced that they plan to allow convicted murderers participate in ESL sanctioned events, but only if they haven’t killed in the past two years.

“Everyone deserves a second chance,” said ESL Spokesperson William Jiano. He told EEPN that he doesn’t see how anything could possibly go wrong as a result of this decision.

When asked why murderers were unbanned and not match fixers, Jiano added that obviously match fixing is worse than murder.

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